Posts Tagged ‘wtf?’

Vote

Posted: 4th November 2008 by ~m in Dreams, EPA, Family, Football, Friends, Internet, Just For Fun, Kids, Life, Love, McCain, Memoir, Obama, Or not, Patriots, Personal, Politics, Quotes, Reading, chances, dark, energy, health, pizza, prayer, sexy
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Propaganda, wasteful debates, meaningless answers to the
ad nauseum questions that never got truthfully answered
and now we have to vote?
On what?
Jesus Krispies, I’m really confused on this one.
Time for a write-in?
How about Elvis?
Hmmm . . .

Stiletto

Posted: 15th September 2008 by ~m in Family, Friends, Humor, Just For Fun, Life, Memoir, Personal, Truth, Wrong, clothing, dark, hair, not funny, twins, women
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All of us have moments in our lives that we repress; traumatic and emotional pitfalls, odd and complicated times – things we just can’t look squarely in the eye.
Occasionally, these moments are dragged out into the light for all to examine and mentally fondle.
This past August we went to stay with my sister and her [...]

Personal Best?

Posted: 16th August 2008 by ~m in Blogging, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Just For Fun, Kids, Life, Or not, Personal, Uncategorized
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These are supposedly comments written on report cards by teachers from a public school in New York City.
While I can’t actually believe they are true, they are incredibly funny.
Received these through an email from my buddy Henry.
He never bothers to check the authenticity, probably why most of his emails are so damn funny.
I have a [...]

Explosion

Posted: 1st June 2008 by ~m in Blogging, Computer, Internet, Life, Personal, Truth, Wordpress, chances, the Cosmos, weird
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Though I’m not exactly sure what’s going on, today has been a very interesting day here at
Smoke and Mirrors.
I opened a browser this afternoon to see if anything was happening on my blog and *Kaaboom*
67 people were visiting.
Yeah, I like that but what the hell are they reading?
I clicked on my “Who’s Among Us” [...]

Clinker

Posted: 2nd April 2008 by ~m in Books, Breast Cancer Awareness, Internet, Personal, Rants, Truth, Ugly, Wrong, alzheimer's disease, dickheads, health
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Most of the time I’m able to let the daily bullshit and banter sift through the cranial grates inside my cue ball noggin but on occasion I get a difficult clinker that won’t pass through.
I have to take it out and look at it and figure out why I can’t mentally digest it.
Case in point: [...]

For here, or to go?

Posted: 28th January 2008 by ~m in Just For Fun, Life, Old Days, Or not, Personal, Truth, weird
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Alright, a guy comes into the store several months ago and asks,
“Hey, can I try some pipe tobacco?”
I say, “Yeah, help yourself.”
He proceeds to eat, yes, eat small handfuls of 4-5 of our blends.
I shit you not. Yeah, I’m dying and no one knows but me because it’s a Sunday and I’m working alone.
“Which blend [...]

Fade to Black

Posted: 23rd October 2007 by ~m in Life, Truth, weird
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newspaper shifting, a cough, smoky conversation, HVAC, swallowing, scratching skin, paper, face, construction and squeaky brakes, jet engine overhead, train rumble underneath, a possible shift in the Matrix; I am utterly surrounded . . .

construction, machinery, car horns and moving earth, muzak, PA announcements, metal to metal <at 2K, wind and leaves, sniffles and sneeze, [...]

Who Dat?

Posted: 28th September 2007 by ~m in Hollywood, Internet, Life, hair
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A) Barry Manilow after a 10 day bender at the Copa
B) Phil Spector after unsuccessfully trying to explain his signature “Wall of Sound“, and how much chicks really dig it
C) Mike Vick’s lawyer leaving the courthouse gobsmacked after failing to convince the judge that, “Hey, Mikey don’t smoke that shit.”
~m

Irony?

Posted: 23rd September 2007 by ~m in Just Pictures, Life, Politics, Truth, Ugly, Wrong
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“There would be more of us here but, so many of us are in jail.”
- written on a sign held by a protester supporting the Jena 6
Quite honestly, I’m speechless.
Kinda . . .
Is life weird, or what?
~m

Norm Abrams, I’m not

Posted: 15th September 2007 by ~m in Home Improvement, Labor Day, Life, Or not, Rants, Truth, Wrong, carpentry
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I’ve been promising my wife that I’d put together a cabinet for the kitchen.
She bought it several weeks ago and everytime I’d walk through the kitchen I swear I could hear “baaaawk, baaaawk . . . “coming from inside the box.
Its purpose was supposedly going to reduce some of the cabinet clutter and organize the [...]

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