Sep 21st
Monday
‘Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.’
The priest asks,
‘Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?’
‘Yes, Father, it is.’
‘And who was the girl you were with?’
‘I can’t tell you, Father. I don’t want to ruin her reputation.’
“Well, Joey, I’m sure to find out her name sooner or later. Was it Tina Minetti?’
‘I cannot say.’
‘Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?’
‘I’ll never tell.’
‘Was it Nina Capelli?’
‘I’m sorry, but I cannot name her.’
‘Was it Cathy Piriano?’
‘My lips are sealed.’
‘Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?’
‘Please, Father, I cannot tell you.’
The priest sighs in frustration.
‘You’re very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you’ve sinned and have to atone.
You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.’
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers
‘What’d you get?’
‘Four months vacation and five good leads.’
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*Here’s a classic example of an
EPIC FAIL!
One more for the road:
Happy MM, folks.
Seize the day by whatever means are available!
Please visit my fellow Malarkers for a hoot and a toot!
Moe*
Morky*
and
Muffy*
Sep 6th
Sunday
Mondays at Smoke and Mirrors will now be called ‘Malarky Monday‘.
Adding to the mayhem will be Moe, Morky & Muffy.
Visit all the links for a few chuckles to start off your Monday morning.
Lord knows, we all need a laugh on Monday.
A word to the wise, watch out for Morky,
he’s a sly one.
Permalinks for each MM post will follow.
I hate when things just don’t come out right.
Meet “The Brown Note”.
Where does someone get an idea that this was a good thing to photograph.
(And then I go and post it. Sheesh)
The Genesis of a Tweet
Kitty Needs a Shower
Last up, a Jewish phone prank that’s hilarious.
Links you should click to complete your Malarky Monday:
