I run into many interesting people during the course of my day in Boston.This morning a customer took me by surprise with a true story that was just too damn funny not to share. I am not making this up folks.May not be suitable for reading the kids before bed either.I made mention of the [...]
Archive for the ‘Ugly’ Category
scarlet letter
Posted: 21st January 2010 by ~m in Personal, Sad, Truth, Ugly, blood, dark, eye dew, fuck this, health, hope, not funny, weird, writingTags: health, hope, P, pain, psoriasis, Sad, wishes
I need the sharpest of knives to slice this epidermal anomaly from the trappings of my weak and aging bodyDeep slices to the elbows, slow and tender slices to the kneesplease scratch my legs until they bleed, thank you pleasethis betrayal of skin, the most hideous part of meis a possession of the worst kind,an [...]
1,001 words
Posted: 16th December 2009 by ~m in Imagine, Internet, Just Pictures, Life, Sad, Ugly, Wrong, not funnyTags: poor, poverty, Sad, Unbelievable
Poverty.
In two words, it sucks.
I was quite moved by this picture.
Malarkey Monday 7
Posted: 18th October 2009 by ~m in Cool Sites, Humor, Internet, Just For Fun, Malarky Monday, Truth, Ugly, Wrong, YouTubeTags: Humor, Malarky Monday, peopleofwalmart.com, Video
It’s Malarkey Monday once again.
Where in God’s name did the week go?
Saddle up and let’s ride into this week with one of my all time favorite beer ads.
Nothing like a lawyer with a sense of humor . . .
If you’ve haven’t visited peopleofwalmart.com
check it out.
It is hysterical, scary and often quite disturbing.
Create your own caption [...]
Texting while driving
Posted: 1st October 2009 by ~m in Family, Kids, Life, Love, Personal, Sad, Truth, Ugly, Video, YouTube, fathers and daughters, not funny, technologyTags: blood, cell phones, death, driving, graphic, Kids, Life, texting
The following is a Public Service Announcement that was done in the UK.
It is graphic, violent and bloody.
I post this for anyone with children driving these days.
I have three daughters and they will undoubtedly watch this.
If it saves one life, it will have been well worth the post.
And if you think for one minute that [...]
Lumbricus Terrestris
Posted: 31st August 2009 by ~m in Edward Hopper, Insomnia, Life, Mondays, Music, Personal, Rants, Science, Sleep, Time, Trainride, Truth, Ugly, Video, YouTube, dickheadsTags: Hopper, Memoir, morning people, nighthawks, Science, Sleep, trains, worms
I am not, I repeat, not a morning person.
Never have been, never will.
Ask my wife.
Ask my kids.
Hell, ask Bill the conductor on the 6:30am train I take into Boston.
He checks my ticket and says, “Have a nice nap, sir.”
Bill would honestly say, “Definitely NOT a morning person.”
(*should be, “Not a person at all. He’s more [...]
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Spinal Tap Performance
Regarding the controversy over GatesGate, I’m siding with the neutral guy.
God only knows who the hell that is.
Munch on the video for a bit
Love this guy
And don’t forget your f***ing keys . . .
Forecast
Posted: 3rd July 2009 by ~m in 4th of July, Humor, Just For Fun, Life, Truth, Ugly, weatherTags: 4th of July, Funny, rain, weather
The above picture just hit me the right way seeing it’s rained the past 28 days.
Currently it’s not raining but looks and feels terminally foggy.
And I’m cranky.
Let’s see what happens this weekend,eh?
Happy 4th of July folks.
Enjoy the pyrotechnics!
Vision
Posted: 9th June 2009 by ~m in Angels, God, Life, Personal, Sad, The Usual Suspects, Truth, Ugly, Wrong, chances, dark, prayer, wishes, women, writersTags: Life, Love, people, prayer, Sad, Truth
There are days when my eyes open on the world and I see things as they are.
I notice the difference immediately because most days my vision is subconsciously selective;
I see the things the way I want to see them.
Today, I saw sadness.
I know, big surprise, huh?
On my way to lunch I saw a woman sitting [...]

