Archive for the ‘Ugly’ Category

 
I run into many interesting people during the course of my day in Boston.This morning a customer took me by surprise with a true story that was just too damn funny not to share. I am not making this up folks.May not be suitable for reading the kids before bed either.I made mention of the [...]

I need the sharpest of knives to slice this epidermal anomaly from the trappings of my weak and aging bodyDeep slices to the elbows, slow and tender slices to the kneesplease scratch my legs until they bleed, thank you pleasethis betrayal of skin, the most hideous part of meis a possession of the worst kind,an [...]

1,001 words

Posted: 16th December 2009 by ~m in Imagine, Internet, Just Pictures, Life, Sad, Ugly, Wrong, not funny
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Poverty.
In two words, it sucks.
I was quite moved by this picture.

It is that time of year.
This short story by Ray Bradbury was written in 1948.
Oddly enough, it seems like something you would see gracing the front pages of today’s morning paper.
I’ve decided to re-post this perennial favorite simply because it is horrifying.
Just to warn you, it’s a fairly gruesome tale.
Bradbury was so far ahead of [...]

It’s Malarkey Monday once again.
Where in God’s name did the week go?
Saddle up and let’s ride into this week with one of my all time favorite beer ads.

Nothing like a lawyer with a sense of humor . . .

If you’ve haven’t visited peopleofwalmart.com
check it out.
It is hysterical, scary and often quite disturbing.
Create your own caption [...]

The following is a Public Service Announcement that was done in the UK.
It is graphic, violent and bloody.
I post this for anyone with children driving these days.
I have three daughters and they will undoubtedly watch this.
If it saves one life, it will have been well worth the post.
And if you think for one minute that [...]

I am not, I repeat, not a morning person.
Never have been, never will.
Ask my wife.
Ask my kids.
Hell, ask Bill the conductor on the 6:30am train I take into Boston.
He checks my ticket and says, “Have a nice nap, sir.”
Bill would honestly say, “Definitely NOT a morning person.”
(*should be, “Not a person at all. He’s more [...]

Taze me bro

Posted: 11th August 2009 by ~m in Truth, Ugly, weird

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c

Henry Louis-Gate – Race Card

www.thedailyshow.com

Daily Show
Full Episodes
Political Humor
Spinal Tap Performance

Regarding the controversy over GatesGate, I’m siding with the neutral guy.
God only knows who the hell that is.
Munch on the video for a bit
Love this guy
And don’t forget your f***ing keys . . .

Forecast

Posted: 3rd July 2009 by ~m in 4th of July, Humor, Just For Fun, Life, Truth, Ugly, weather
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The above picture just hit me the right way seeing it’s rained the past 28 days.
Currently it’s not raining but looks and feels terminally foggy.
And I’m cranky.
Let’s see what happens this weekend,eh?
Happy 4th of July folks.
Enjoy the pyrotechnics!

There are days when my eyes open on the world and I see things as they are.
I notice the difference immediately because most days my vision is subconsciously selective;
I see the things the way I want to see them.
Today, I saw sadness.
I know, big surprise, huh?
On my way to lunch I saw a woman sitting [...]