I watch ‘Dancing with the Stars’.
There. I said it.
American Idol? Nope.
The Voice? Nada.
The Bachelor? Puuuhleeesse. I have standards.
The Kardashians? They need to find a new planet to inhabit. Soon. And hopefully don’t pro-create.
The Biggest Loser? Whoever watches this stoopid show.
If you need a power tool to get your fat ass out of a chair . . . just sayin’
The Amazing Race? I personally know Max of ‘Max and Katie’ and I have never once watched the show.
It’s not that I don’t like Max, it’s that I don’t watch much TV.
New England Patriots.
It’s a short list.
My list could go on but I will spare you.
Get my drift?
DWTS came on tonight and my wife drew me into the living room in the only way she knew she could.
“Come here! Michael! Come here! Kellie Pickler is on! You have to at least watch her.”
My wife is telling me to watch a hot, sexy, gorgeous blonde that is half my age.
Did I like it?
What do you think?
Pickler has pickled my pickle since American Idol.
Okay, yeah, I watched some AI.
I feel dirty.
It does make me smile when Pamela makes me watch a bit of a show as I did tonight.
What kind of wife does that?
I think she also knows that her face is much prettier than 1,000 Kellie Picklers.
It’s not only her face but it’s her unfailing heart and soul.
I love ya, Kellie Pickler but Pamela owns my heart.
And that, my friends is the end/beginning of the story . . .
Can’t wait to see what KP will be wearing next week.
I’m sure Pamela will tell me . . .
When faced with a choice between Saints and Colts, I am obviously going with the Saints. I have nothing to lose with this Super Bowl but I do pray that Archie, Eli and Peyton Manning eat a big ass plate of crow after the game. Paytoilet is a great quarterback, can’t take that away from him, but I do hope he gets his clock cleaned early and often. (come on linebackers) As far as Archie and his age old nepotistic tendencies regarding his sons? Give me a freekin’ break. Will he ever stop pulling the corporate strings? CBS will undoubtedly show many pics of the shithead man during the game. If you do a shot of metamucil everytime they show Archie (which they will) you will shit for 10 years straight. Better off to stick with the Cuervo Gold.
Please obliterate the pretentious Manning masheen once and for all. See you guys next week. I am outta here!
I’m not sure how or exactly when it happened but I am obsessed with the TV show‘Supernatural’. If you like funky horror, blood, violence and humor this show is the perfect alchemy. I blame my daughters Sarah and Jenna for teasing me with owning all 4 of the full season DVD’s. Whenever one of them is watching an episode they know I will inevitably sit down and watch. Yeah, I am a sucka. If you’ve seen my Facebook you already know of my unbridled love for Dean (Jensen Ackles). As a happy and fully functional heterosexual male, I feel odd and a bit freakish telling you that. Yeah, I got a Dean ‘thang’ happening. By ‘thang’ I mean nothing whatsoever sexually although shock was probably your initial reaction. Hey, listen . . . I wouldn’t rub his back down with lavender oil or suck on his toes for a squillion dollars. Maybe 2. I just happen to think the man is quintessentially cool. And if there’s such a thing as reincarnation, please, Dear God, bring me back in his body. The man does things for a pair of blue jeans that some women lust for. My daughters will read this post, roll their eyes and say, “Dad’s lost it.” I think of it like this: Women will look at another woman and say, “Good God, she’s beautiful!” As guys, we don’t bat an eye, do we? If it’s a girlfriend or a wife we understand that she hasn’t turned lesbo, she’s just admiring awesome beauty. But if a guy happens to comment about the looks of another man (as I have done here) most will give you that ‘gee, you’re really queer, huh?’ stare. Kind of a double standard there, capice? Dean Winchester is one fine looking man. There. I’ve said it. And I still love my wife. And breasts. And nice bums. And flat tummies. Writer’s block can really suck sometimes. Holy freekin’ Moley. Got salt? It does a body good . . .