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3 Weeks

~m — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 01:21:27 +0000

3 weeks are winding down and I just can’t believe how fast its gone.
The biggest part of me feels sad that Maureen and Mark will be flying out on Friday afternoon,
the smaller part feels very happy that they will be going home to family and friends.
(I know, a bit selfish)
This is a picture post of some of the places we’ve seen and things that we’ve done these past 3 weeks.
Look for more pictures and many future posts about this most special of vacations for
Pamela, me and the girls.
This has been like a little slice of heaven . . .

Yet to see . . .

Malarky Monday 19

~m — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 05:00:49 +0000

Once again it is Malarky Monday and a chance to make you laugh and giggle.
If you don’t smile once, I will refund your visit (although I’m not sure how)
For those of you following me on Facebook, click the links below! (and visit my mentally unstable fellows!)
This week is a collage of pics (some I edited) that I simply loved and made me laugh.
First up:

Poor Little Keeton
kitty loves Borat . . .

Way Too Much MSG . . .
Scorpion Bowls, too

Ever heard the phrase,
“I’ve never gone to bed with an ugly woman but I’ve woken up with a few”?
Screw the condoms, remember to bring your Postit notes.
At least you’ll remember her name in the morning.
(approx weight. opt)

Last but not least, some software that never quite made it to the market.
Or MY computer . . .

Please visit my fellow COHORTS!
More laughs, more fun, more hijinx, more Malarky Monday!
Hooroo! (buh-bye Australian-style)

Moe
Morky
Dilligaf

1,001 words

~m — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 00:36:23 +0000

Poverty.
In two words, it sucks.
I was quite moved by this picture.

Malarky Monday 12

~m — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 04:00:21 +0000

This week it’s all about jpegs.
Jpeg Mania, if you will.
Welcome to another Malarky Monday where we all get a chance to tickle your funny bone
and expand your views of the wonders of the internet.
For me, it’s about pictures this week.

The opposite of fast food:

A sad and horrible truth:

The truth about abduction:

A truth you never want to stumble upon in the old box of VCR tapes:
(*you never looked at Uncle Bill quite the same way after seeing him in a Catwoman costume)

And last but not least, speaking of StumbleUpon . . .
This little gem was sent to me by Moe as she knows and understands my total addiction and love of SU.
It’s always just one more click . . .

Please visit my fellow compadres of all things funny, weird and wonderful!!!!!

Moe

Morky

Grimm

Gem *will she or won’t she?

And don’t forget about the CONTEST!
Comment often!

Jpegs in Wonderland

~m — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 02:58:42 +0000

Crazy Fruit

~m — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 01:53:02 +0000

Gotta love a big banana.
You ladies do, right?
Hey, he’s got appeal.
Good and innocent carbs, low fat too.
But I gotta say that is one sick goddamn banana . . .

{tanks, Gerry . . . 00Ps!}

Sorry, we’re full (of what, we don’t really know)

~m — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 09:16:29 +0000

“Hey buddy, if you got half a brain in your head, you can’t park it here.”
This is an actual sign that I saw in Boston on Saturday morning.
Do they have something called a sign spellchecker?

Cat Murder

~m — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 02:16:05 +0000

Yeah, the furry bastards are plotting to kill me.
I see it daily.
No idea when my untimely demise will be but yeah, they’re plotting something.
I can see it in their eyes.
Could be soon . . . just don’t know
The irony is that I love my three cats.
But one has gone over to the dark side . . .

No email today

~m — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 12:19:50 +0000

I can’t respond to any emails today
Something has crashed on my computer
and the mouse is missing.

(tnks to Gerry for the idea. I had to change the pic. This looks exactly like my male tabby Sherlock)

ED

~m — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 12:48:22 +0000

Electile Dysfunction:
Inability to become aroused over any of the choices
for President put forth by either party in the 2008 election year.

{tnks, Lynn!}