Once again it is Malarky Monday and a chance to make you laugh and giggle.
If you don't smile once, I will refund your visit (although I'm not sure how)
For those of you following me on Facebook, click the links below! (and visit my mentally unstable fellows!)
This week is a collage of pics (some I edited) that I simply loved and made me laugh.
First up:

 

Poor Little Keeton
kitty loves Borat . . .

Way Too Much MSG . . .
Scorpion Bowls, too

Ever heard the phrase,
"I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman but I've woken up with a few"?
Screw the condoms, remember to bring your Postit notes.
At least you'll remember her name in the morning.
(approx weight. opt)

 

Last but not least, some software that never quite made it to the market.
Or MY computer . . .

 

 

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More laughs, more fun, more hijinx, more Malarky Monday!
Hooroo! (buh-bye Australian-style)

Moe
Morky
Dilligaf

 

 

Poverty. In two words, it sucks. I was quite moved by this picture.

This week it's all about jpegs. Jpeg Mania, if you will. Welcome to another Malarky Monday where we all get a chance to tickle your funny bone and expand your views of the wonders of the internet. For me, it's about pictures this week. The opposite of fast food: A sad and horrible truth: The truth about abduction: A truth you never want to stumble upon in the old box of VCR tapes: (*you never looked at Uncle Bill quite the same way after seeing him in a Catwoman costume) And last but not least, speaking of StumbleUpon . . . This little gem was sent to me by Moe as she knows and understands my total addiction and love of SU. It's always just one more click . . . Please visit my fellow compadres of all things funny, weird and wonderful!!!!!

Moe

Morky

Grimm

Gem *will she or won't she?   :mrgreen: And don't forget about the CONTEST! Comment often!

Gotta love a big banana. You ladies do, right? Hey, he's got appeal. Good and innocent carbs, low fat too. But I gotta say that is one sick goddamn banana  . . . {tanks, Gerry . . . 00Ps!}

"Hey buddy, if you got half a brain in your head, you can't park it here." This is an actual sign that I saw in Boston on Saturday morning. Do they have something called a sign spellchecker?

Yeah, the furry bastards are plotting to kill me. I see it daily. No idea when my untimely demise will be but yeah, they're plotting something. I can see it in their eyes. Could be soon . . .  just don't know The irony is that I love my three cats. But one has gone over to the dark side . . .

I can't respond to any emails today Something has crashed on my computer and the mouse is missing. (tnks to Gerry for the idea. I had to change the pic. This looks exactly like my male tabby Sherlock)

Electile Dysfunction: Inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party in the 2008 election year. {tnks, Lynn!}

Took this one from Malcolm X . . . I'll gladly take a Costner but Jesse Jackson?

wtf?