Bowling ball daydreams

amazing, email, Humor, Internet, Junk Mail, Just For Fun, sexy, Truth, weird 9 Comments »

The following is an actual junk email that had me laughing my ass off.
It was kinda like reading Hemingway on acid.
If all spam was like this, I think I’d actually read more of it.

“The grand piano is single-handledly gentle.
Some eggplant related to a traffic light makes love to a carelessly frustrating rattlesnake, or the hole puncher over a traffic light accidentally borrows money from some paper napkin of a diskette.
A bowling ball daydreams, because a power drill eats the maelstrom about another polygon.
Another highly paid spider buries the college-educated line dancer.
For example, the mitochondrial fraction indicates that a vaporized nation is a big fan of a stovepipe for a dolphin.”

Yeah, weird.

Apology is not accepted

Blogging, Junk Mail, technology, Truth, Ugly 10 Comments »

Has anyone noticed that spammers are starting to actually apologize for their comments?
Since when did the bots decide to get a conscience?
Amazing.
It’s polite technology that continues to astound me.
~m

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