Browsing all posts in Junk Mail.

Jan 25th
Sunday

The following is an actual junk email that had me laughing my ass off.
It was kinda like reading Hemingway on acid.
If all spam was like this, I think I’d actually read more of it.

“The grand piano is single-handledly gentle.
Some eggplant related to a traffic light makes love to a carelessly frustrating rattlesnake, or the hole puncher over a traffic light accidentally borrows money from some paper napkin of a diskette.
A bowling ball daydreams, because a power drill eats the maelstrom about another polygon.
Another highly paid spider buries the college-educated line dancer.
For example, the mitochondrial fraction indicates that a vaporized nation is a big fan of a stovepipe for a dolphin.”

Yeah, weird.

Apr 9th
Monday

Has anyone noticed that spammers are starting to actually apologize for their comments?
Since when did the bots decide to get a conscience?
Amazing.
It’s polite technology that continues to astound me.
~m

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