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*not blogging but a repost like this should suffice.
I thought this was hysterical.
If you know someone that’s Italian send them this link.
Believe me, they will relate.
After a recent comment, from the author, (3.3.08) I’ve found out who the man behind the story is and have given him full credit.
Wonderful story, Bill.
It almost made me take [...]
Archive for the ‘Jokes’ Category
An Italian Christmas (redux)
Posted: 22nd December 2009 by ~m in Christmas, Creative, Family, Holidays, Humor, Jokes, LifeTags: Bill Ervolino, Christmas, Funny, holiday, Humor, hysterical, Italian
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Crazy Fruit
Posted: 14th April 2009 by ~m in Creative, Far Side, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Just For Fun, Just Pictures, Or not, Personal, Toys, Truth, sexy, teeth, wishes, womenTags: cartoons, comics, dirty, Funny, pictures, sexy
Gotta love a big banana.
You ladies do, right?
Hey, he’s got appeal.
Good and innocent carbs, low fat too.
But I gotta say that is one sick goddamn banana . . .
{tanks, Gerry . . . 00Ps!}
Italian Tomato Garden
Posted: 29th January 2009 by ~m in Family, Jokes, Just For Fun, LoveTags: Humor, Italian, Jokes, tomatoes
An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey .
He wanted to plant his annual
tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because [...]
Ladies Night
Posted: 5th January 2009 by ~m in Creative, Food, Humor, Internet, Itunes, Jokes, Just For Fun, Personal, Video, Wordpress, YouTube, comedians, womenTags: Anjelah Johnson, fast food, Funny, MadTV, manicures, Video, women, YouTube
I’ve known for a long time that a majority of my readers are women.
I don’t say that in a ‘oh, I’m so depressed that only women read me’ kind of way but more as a reason why
this post actually happened.
My daughters are forever showing me videos that they think are funny.
Some are great and some [...]
Personal Best?
Posted: 16th August 2008 by ~m in Blogging, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Just For Fun, Kids, Life, Or not, Personal, UncategorizedTags: email-sent, failure, Funny, Henry, Kids, public school, school, wtf?
These are supposedly comments written on report cards by teachers from a public school in New York City.
While I can’t actually believe they are true, they are incredibly funny.
Received these through an email from my buddy Henry.
He never bothers to check the authenticity, probably why most of his emails are so damn funny.
I have a [...]
A wee bit o’ the Irish Humour
Posted: 16th March 2008 by ~m in Beer, Guinness, Holidays, Jokes, Just For FunTags: Beer, Green, Guinness, Irish, Saint Patrick's Day
“The Brothel”
Two Irishmen were sitting at a pub drinking beer and
watching the brothel across the street.
They see a Baptist minister walk into the brothel, and one
of them says, “Aye, ’tis a shame to see a man of the cloth
goin’ bad.”
Then they see a rabbi enter the brothel, and the other
Irishman said, “Aye, ’tis a shame [...]
Bad Country Song Titles
Posted: 2nd January 2008 by ~m in Humor, Internet, Jokes, Just For Fun, MusicTags: country music, Funny, Music
I hate every bone in her body but mine.
I ain’t never gone to bed with an ugly woman but I sure woke up with a few.
If the phone don’t ring, you’ll know it’s me.
I’ve missed you, but my aim’s improvin’.
Wouldn’t take her to a dogfight ’cause I’m real scared she’d win.
I’m so miserable without you, [...]
The Wall
Posted: 21st October 2007 by ~m in Humor, Jokes, Just For FunTags: Funny, Jokes, western wall
A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the
Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.
So she went to check it out and there he was, walking
slowly up to the holy site.
She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, [...]
Wrong Number
Posted: 16th August 2007 by ~m in Family, Humor, Jokes, Just For Fun, Kids, Life, sexy, womenTags: beautiful, Creative, Funny
“Hello?”
“Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?”
“No Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.”
After a brief pause,
Daddy says,
“But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.”
“Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.”
Brief Pause.
“Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put [...]