James Gandolfini gone at 51.
My close friend PG gone at 57.
Another friend gone at my age, 54, less than a year after he was diagnosed with cancer.
I hate going to see my Grim Reaper doctor.
Just like I hate going to see my Tooth Pulling Bastard dentist.
It’s never good for a multitude of reasons.
I work 60+ hours a week (including my daily commute) sometimes more.
A distant dream, although I love the elliptical machine.
But you have to exercise, you say.
And I agree.
I do walk at least 30-45 minutes a day and eat fried clams once a year.
At the constant urging (and rightly so) of my wife, I finally made an appointment with my doctor for mid-July.
At the ripe old age of 54, I’m starting to feel my oats.
12+ hour days for 9+ years are taking their toll, physically and emotionally.
I am tired.
I have tried to be somewhat reasonable about the food that I eat but sometimes life/time gets the better of me and
I am reduced to a Mickey D’s level of nutrition. (98% beef, of that I am sure)
I want to be healthy, I really do.
And now and then I want to bitch slap someone who has the time to be too healthy for their own benefit for my varying sense of mental stability.
Take ‘Headband Lady’ that runs 400 f*(&^%g miles a week through the neighborhood.
She is incredibly fit and probably has a colon strong enough to pass a small wicker armchair with ease.
And maybe a slight grunt.
Grape nuts,high fiber horkin’ cheese, Supergrains, tofu pups, Whole Foods ‘Pass a Chair’ oil, who knows what the f*&k this woman eats.
And she soooooo looks like a biatch sometimes with her stupid white headband.
Who wears those anymore?
Not Olivia Newton John, I can tell you that much.
I was driving home last week eating/enjoying a Rodeo Cheeseburger from Kurger Bing (so good) when I drove by her house.
I saw her prancing around her lawn like f(*&^%g Superball on acid.
White headband and all.
Does she ever take the friggin’ thing off?
I found out she has one amazingly green front lawn as well.
It must have something to do with the multiple barrels of Grape Nuts stacked outside her backdoor.
Maybe I should ask my doctor about that.
I don’t want to pass a piece of wicker furniture through my lower intestine but passing a Growler or two
could seriously get me into the Guinness Book of World Records.
And it might make my lawn greener.
There’s always hope.
And maybe enough fiber/wicker to fulfill my wildest dreams . . .
What Chief Justice John Roberts might have said after recovering from a 3 day bender regarding
*ObamaCare. (the oxymoron in question) [* side effects include delayed treatment, elevated taxes, swelled deficits, shortages of doctors and in some cases . . . Death.]
Smack my ass and call me Sally, Roberts is a Republican, right?
Who knows? Maybe Little Johnny did the GOP a favor.
Time will tell in November.
Or not . . .
Hopefully, it rocks, in terms of chemistry.
80mgs of a particular drug are coursing through my system/veins right now.
Dear God, help me and ultimately save me.
The end of my rope is looking shorter, methinks . . . .
Those that know, know.
Tonight I am wondering if a bio-engineered molecule can change my life.
I have suffered from psoriasis since 2002.
I was diagnosed as ‘severe’ a few years ago.
After countless steroid creams and quack homeopathic remedies, I’ve decided
that it’s time to get down to business and try to slay this red crimson dragon, once and for all.
Me and my skin have had quite enough of this rough and scaly road.
It’s high time I try and put an end (of sorts) to this disease of my dysfunctional auto-immune system.
I only ask that you all pray this treatment finally works for me.
I am itchy, red and so damn very tired of scratching.
Light a candle, please.
My thanks to all in advance . . .
I have been hopefully given something of a miracle today.
I just wanted to thank those that have chosen to love me as I am; crimson blemishes and all.
This is a small thank you for the comfort, advice, support and unending compassion you have so willingly given to me.
I promise to keep you all apprised of my future progress.
Sweet relief is but a precursor to the hopeful and long awaited end results.
I need the sharpest of knives to slice this epidermal anomaly from the trappings of my weak and aging body Deep slices to the elbows, slow and tender slices to the knees please scratch my legs until they bleed, thank you please this betrayal of skin, the most hideous part of me is a possession of the worst kind, an internal itch I will never be physically able to touch theP takes over my body, the quintessential tired host it will never be free . . . as the crimson spreads far above the blood that boils deep within me People will continue to stare, invisibly pointing to my sprawling scarlet letter ‘P’ just another ugly ducking, just another ugly waiting stranger hiding deep inside of me . . . I hate this
Off in a not too distant somewhere, I hear the shimmering sound of church bells. Melancholy yet beautiful, their dissonance fills the night air with a longing, a void filled, an endless possibility. Dark grey clouds move low across the sky saturated with change; change of the heart and mind, soul and body, a chasm of repeating continuation. The church bells chime on, sounding more and more like a movie soundtrack that once defined your life as it echoes the pain, loss of cerebral photographs, and confusion of all the simple things that mattered. And yet, the sound is oddly comforting, a musical pall of earth tones beckoning pure white light. I am suddenly aware of the clip-clop of my blackened dirty shoes on the pavement below, an urban heartbeat, the intrinsic essence of time and space; of a time that I listened for the sound of your footsteps, of a space holding everything you once were. You. My dear, drifting and lonely Father. If you could only know what I want for you in the most loving of ways. If you could only hear the beautiful church bells. But the world will continue to hurt you until you find a way to finally listen.
I’m feeling my 50 years these days a bit more than I’d like with a painful bout ofbursitis in my left knee.
I can’t seem to get the inflammation under control just yet.
And some Vicodin.
I have some amazing and wonderful things to tell you but it’s going to
have to wait until I can sit for more than ten minutes without looking like a fat dog shitting razor blades.
Off to fill the ice bag . . . again.
Because the writer is writing and reading but promises to return . . .
After the stuffy nose has gone away.
(and the bruised ribs heal, *don’t ask,
just know that an unexpected ice patch got said writer @12:45 last Sunday morning)