When Michael Sembello released ‘Bossa Nova Hotel‘ back in 1983, I immediately bought it. Michael Sembello? Who the hell is that? If you remember the movie ‘Flashdance’, there was a song called ‘Maniac’. That was Michael Sembello. This guy/musician/singer has floated underneath the radar for years. Maybe that’s how he wanted it. His brother Danny […]
There’s no end to his nefarious mathematical machinations and assiduous dedication in finding you the biggest friggin’ refund on your taxes this year. (whether you deserve it or not) He’s H&R Block with the social charisma of Manhattan all in one. If he can’t get you the refund you truly dream of, he’ll go all […]
700 big ones? What the hell is going on here? Nevermind. Maybe I REALLY don’t want to know. So much crap I will never understand Maybe the j0KER does . . . I can’t even wrap my head around a number like a billion. But 700?
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