Monday
There’s no end to his nefarious mathematical machinations and assiduous dedication
in finding you the biggest friggin’ refund on your taxes this year.
(whether you deserve it or not)
He’s H&R Block with the social charisma of Manhattan all in one.
If he can’t get you the refund you truly dream of, he’ll go all Dirty Harry on somebody’s ass until he does.
Just don’t call him Admiral!
His name is Doug.
Got this ‘Hero’ post idea from Kat.
Click on the Admiral above and visit her blog.
Links to the Hero Factory and posting details are there.
I had a blast with this and laughed my keester off when I saw my final result.
It’s ironic that my dad was once an accountant.
Let me know when you create your ‘Hero’ and I’ll link to them below this post.
Could be fun to see what everyone comes up with.
*General Kind Philanthropist ~Annie
Sunday
700 big ones?
What the hell is going on here?
Nevermind.
Maybe I REALLY don’t want to know.
So much crap I will never understand
Maybe the j0KER does . . .
I can’t even wrap my head around a number like a billion.
But 700?
Tuesday

Slice to 0pen, staple to close
the mar00n red smear of a greasepaint smile, a calling card in cumulonimbus,
pregnant with dark water
Black crack, skies 0pen
0pen eyes close
an inc0mprehensible and maniacal palette of colour; in whites, greens, blacks and reds
a primary psych0tic mind in full fundamental whack
as the world begins to hem0rrhage innuend0
No way 0ut, dead end streets
rain falls like shattering glass
n0thing makes sense in this n0nsensical w0rld
c0nfusing time with the present, time with the past
Tomorr0w draws its shades, a sullen and squalid twist
his brain cells turning to a darkened shade of 0chre
Slice to 0pen, staple to cl0se
to the NetherWorld goes the J0ker . . .

