Thursday
A co-worker was walking back to the store last week after lunch when he was approached
by a grown man dressed as a Girl Scout.
Dress, hat and all.
Around Park Square in Boston, freaks like this elicit little but a glance.
This freak spoke to my colleague in passing and said,
“I always wanted to be a Girl Scout. If you could buy a box of cookies you could make me really feel like one.”
Really?
These people exist, folks.
We get phone calls from people looking for K2, Salvia and numerous cannabis alternatives.
The latest is ‘Kush’.
I took a call yesterday from some bonehead that asked, “You guys have any kush?”
I said, “Try ‘Bed, Bath and Beyond. They sell it by the boatload.”
Click.
Dial tone.
I think BB&B sells bath salts too.
We hear you can smoke those and get off with the right pipe.
Christ save us all.
Off to snort some totally rad solid Degree deodorant.
Pass the aaa batteries . . .
~m
Not only do they exist, they walk among us, and that’s the really scary thought!
They are everywhere! Even here in the quiet “I beg your pardon” South!!
I haven’t seen any men dressed like girl scouts; nor have I come across any weirdos in my tiny little corner of the world. Lately, though, I scare myself a little when I think about how weird the world is becoming – from just looking at the news page that loads up on this computer. I tell myself that the newspeople are just exaggerating and looking real hard to get the most outrageous stuff they can find. Then you have to go and give me a first-hand account.
Bless you!
Only in Boston!
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(oh I wish
Ok, this is officially weird too: leaving my e-mail address on your comment template somehow leaves my mother’s image on it!
Huh? Guess I am spending my Sunday doing fix-it research…..