Malarky Monday is HERE!

AND HERE!

AND HERE!

AND HERE!

You know the drill by now.
Watch, read, listen and [hopefully] LAUGH!
Visit the above links after your visit here and be sure to have some
paper towels to wipe off your computer monitor.

I originally intended to go all political this week but have decided against it.
I’m not wussing out, I just hate listening to a certain faction of people whine incessantly
about the small stuff, okay?
That said, here are some pics that had me howling at the mOOn, so to speak.
Happy Malarky Monday peeples!!!
Be sure to click on the linx above after your visit here.
Danke . . .

Hopefully, you’ve heard or seen Chris Farley,
the motivational speaker
from Saturday Night Live.
Saw this and busted two guts . . .

This geographical phenomenon has always bugged me as well.

My God, I hated my 8th grade English teacher.
She had legs that belonged on a Grand piano and no tits whatsoever.
No wonder I never got a hankering for Raymond Carver.
Bummer.
Thanks for nothing, Nancy . . .

Last but not least, I am chillin’ out
wit my gnomies . . .

Happy Malarky Monday!!!!

 

• anonymum says:

  March 8, 2010 at 5:27 am

  *giggling*
  I love coming here on a Monday, because I never fail to get a smile!
  
  I half expected to find a dik-dik though!
  :laugh:
  Great job ~m!

  
  Only one dik-dik here and he’s writing this reply! :laugh:
  ~m

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• Deb says:

  March 8, 2010 at 6:41 am

  Thanks for the laugh! Needed that today….

  Be sure to stop by next Monday!
  Thanks, Deb . . .
  ~m

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• Gerry says:

  March 8, 2010 at 3:02 pm

  Someone once told me back in my younger days I moved like a dik-dik now the joints are old and tired and I move like a 80 year old dik-dik :yoiks:

  No such thing.
  Dik-diks have a much smaller life span than 80 years.
  Or not . . .
  ~m

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• Pam says:

  March 8, 2010 at 5:48 pm

  That was funny when the bike went through the wall! :laugh:
  The East- West thing is like the right / left thing.
  I still ask the question. “Do you mean my left or your left?”
  I’m still not really sure. :wtf:

  I didn’t remember the bike thing until I watched the entire clip.
  As far as the east/west thing goes, you’re a southpaw.
  Your world is left . . . :tongue:
  ~m

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• Lynn says:

  March 8, 2010 at 8:55 pm

  Wow….too funny!
  The teacher one is a little creepy….my 1st graders are really there yet….but 4th grade boys, oh yeah!
  Although, a 1st grade boy did call the teacher a f-in b*tch!
  Thanks for the laugh!
  Till tomorrow……..I’ll be chillin’ with my gnomies!

  It’s amazing what kids get away with these days, huh?
  For the laugh, you are welcome.
  Please stop by next Monday!
  ~m

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• Lynn says:

  March 8, 2010 at 8:56 pm

  I meant to say the 1st graders aren’t really there yet (I hope)

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• Burnie says:

  March 9, 2010 at 6:12 am

  Love it. Fantastic job this week M.
  No Tits just great had one of those myself but was a nun so it was hard to tell.
  The east west thing bugs me to.
  But form me it’s more north east and north west.
  Cheers Burnie :laugh:

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