A guy comes into the store today and says,
"I want 4 packs of American Spirit Yellow."
We ring him up, take his money and say, "Would you like a bag?"
He says, "No thank you, I have gloves."
I have gloves?
More like you have a frozen mush of a cerebellum.
Jesus Krispies.
It must be the cold here in New England, huh? (7 degrees)
That would be like ordering at a drive-thru Burger King
and telling them, "I want to eat it here though, thanks."
A definite WTF moment.
Damn, I encounter far too many these days.
Maybe it's me.
Not!

• daisyfae says:

  January 29, 2010 at 10:27 pm

  ummm…. reminds me of a Fellini film…

  I was thinking David Lynch but yeah . . .
  Weeeeeiiird!
  ~m

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• anonymum says:

  January 29, 2010 at 10:31 pm

  They walk among us ~m, I keep telling you that.
  Now all we need to do is keep them out of the shop I guess???
  

  Will never be able to do that.
  Had a good one today, actually.
  I was putting some empty cigar boxes outside when this guy came running up to me.
  He was obviously in a hurry and asked, “Hey, man, where can I get a bank check?!?”
  I looked at him, paused and said, “I don’t know . . . a bank?”
  He says, “Yeah. Thanks!” and ran off.
  I can’t make this shit up.
  ~m

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• Pam says:

  January 30, 2010 at 6:13 am

  They are everywhere!
  Temperature right now is ZERO !
  Even more frozen brains will be cigar shopping today.

  
  [read my reply to Maureen]
  ~m

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• Lolly says:

  January 30, 2010 at 12:20 pm

  Wow, I didn’t know the cold affected people that way!. But it’s below freezing here this morning, and I just don’t understand that at all.

  *you’re making my point, kiddo . . . 8-)
  ~m

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• Burnie says:

  January 31, 2010 at 6:09 am

  Trust me charge those morons double.
  They will never Know. I do and have never been caught out, even when I piss myself laughing before they leave the shop.
  Burnie

  We call it the AAT surcharge: aggravating asshole tax
  Lord knows, they richly deserve it.
  ~m

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