Ipod, therefore, I am

 

I was in a restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized
I desperately needed to pass a nasty butt mutt.
The music was really, really loud, so I timed my anal acoustics with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better.
My case of nasty swamp ass had thankfully resided.
I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
Damn you, Apple . . .

11 Comments

  • ‘nasty butt mutt’…….you just have a way with words! :laugh:

  • May I recommend “FML”? I imagine this story would merit a few well-earned comments…

  • ROFL!!

  • OMG! :yoiks:

  • Organ arse strikes again!
    :laugh:

    Blllttttttttttttphwah. . . . . .
    ~m
    :laugh:

  • LMAO! You made my day! :laugh:

    Email can be amazing sometimes.
    Especially from 85 year-old men . . .
    Yeah.
    ~m

  • did it sound like you playing the Diji ? Here I sit upon my Arse Holy Crap do I have Gas !! :yoiks:

    Wiseass.
    ~m

  • I almost did the same thing once…luckily I caught myself and waited until I went outside to blast it out.

  • Yikes, I’m falling behind! :)


    Catch up, kiddo!
    ~m

  • Ruh-roh! :yoiks:

    Ahyup!
    ~m

  • Now that’s funny! ROFL! :laugh:


    Hey MrsV!
    Nice to see you.
    Still blogging too!
    Love it.
    ~m

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