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I was in a restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized
I desperately needed to pass a nasty butt mutt.
The music was really, really loud, so I timed my anal acoustics with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better.
My case of nasty swamp ass had thankfully resided.
I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
Damn you, Apple . . .
‘nasty butt mutt’…….you just have a way with words! :laugh:
May I recommend “FML”? I imagine this story would merit a few well-earned comments…
ROFL!!
OMG! :yoiks:
Organ arse strikes again!
:laugh:
LMAO! You made my day! :laugh:
did it sound like you playing the Diji ? Here I sit upon my Arse Holy Crap do I have Gas !! :yoiks:
I almost did the same thing once…luckily I caught myself and waited until I went outside to blast it out.
Yikes, I’m falling behind!
Ruh-roh! :yoiks:
Now that’s funny! ROFL! :laugh: