Smoke and Mirrors

In a perfect world . . .

Ipod, therefore, I am


I was in a restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized
I desperately needed to pass a nasty butt mutt.
The music was really, really loud, so I timed my anal acoustics with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better.
My case of nasty swamp ass had thankfully resided.
I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
Damn you, Apple . . .


  1. ‘nasty butt mutt’…….you just have a way with words! :laugh:

  2. May I recommend “FML”? I imagine this story would merit a few well-earned comments…

  3. Organ arse strikes again!

    Blllttttttttttttphwah. . . . . .

  4. LMAO! You made my day! :laugh:

    Email can be amazing sometimes.
    Especially from 85 year-old men . . .

  5. did it sound like you playing the Diji ? Here I sit upon my Arse Holy Crap do I have Gas !! :yoiks:


  6. I almost did the same thing once…luckily I caught myself and waited until I went outside to blast it out.

  7. Yikes, I’m falling behind! :)

    Catch up, kiddo!

  8. Ruh-roh! :yoiks:


  9. Now that’s funny! ROFL! :laugh:

    Hey MrsV!
    Nice to see you.
    Still blogging too!
    Love it.

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