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The following is an actual junk email that had me laughing my ass off.
It was kinda like reading Hemingway on acid.
If all spam was like this, I think I’d actually read more of it.
“The grand piano is single-handledly gentle.
Some eggplant related to a traffic light makes love to a carelessly frustrating rattlesnake, or the hole puncher over a traffic light accidentally borrows money from some paper napkin of a diskette.
A bowling ball daydreams, because a power drill eats the maelstrom about another polygon.
Another highly paid spider buries the college-educated line dancer.
For example, the mitochondrial fraction indicates that a vaporized nation is a big fan of a stovepipe for a dolphin.”
Yeah, weird.
![Palin[drome]](http://badsneaker.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/funny-pictures-cat-heads-stacked-pa2-150x150.jpg)
Is it some kind of code? Perhaps you’ve been sent some top secret mission in disguise.
Kat
How funny and very strange…maybe it would make more sense after a hit of acid?
That is one freaky pic!!!
I might have nightmares about that tonight!
Post made me laugh, but the pic blew me away!
I find it strange that I understand it perfectly. Perhaps I need to finish this beer and go to bed.
That image…ak…it’s disturbing.
Funny how you can mix up words that you know the meaning of to make absolutely no sense at all. Cool!
Stuff like that makes me think perhaps I do not speak the common language of this planet.
To my mind, anything Dan Brown-related, is scary!
I find this picture oddly disturbing – as in, it’s giving me nightmares.
Kat
Okay, the picture made my hubby queasy, and the email made my brain want to short-out. Wow… Now I want to start reading my spam, LOL.