Dec 3rd
Wednesday
Yeah, the furry bastards are plotting to kill me.
I see it daily.
No idea when my untimely demise will be but yeah, they’re plotting something.
I can see it in their eyes.
Could be soon . . . just don’t know
The irony is that I love my three cats.
But one has gone over to the dark side . . .
Hmm. Sounds a lot like my Meez. LOL. But I have cats and I know how they can be. Sleep with one eye open, okay?
I say get to them first.
You think you’ve got problems? My test showed an 87% chance!
I dont have one so no
ah, gee, it happens to the best of us.
A couple of months ago, my new puppy, who is now a year old, decided she’d keep us.
Death by pussy? I would have thought that was right up your alley….
Great, I scored 93% — I could have used them before I got through todays work. Maybe they are in cahoots with my boss.
I’m afraid to take any of the other quizzes now.
Man, try meeting up with 20 sets of those feline beedy little eyes when you are late with dinner.
You get afraid. Very afraid.
Have two…and the one you expect to be the evil little bastard is actually the innocent one.
Cats…They plot more than just your death, they plot your agonizing torturous, painful death.
Poeticat sent me over here to take the cat quiz – the thing is, I don’t have a cat so I took the “How long would it take a T-Rex to digest your body” quiz instead – 13 hours for me.
I have two words that keep me safe from evil kitty. Doberman and Rottweiler.
hmmm. is there such a thing as ‘death by testicular tennis’?
my darling diablo has made a resolution – DO NOT SLEEP NEKKID UNTIL THE CAT LEAVES HOME!!!
after the traumatic loss of one of the feline rulers – i resolved not to get another kitten – until the gothling brought the latest wee grey scrap of ferocious hilarity home in a plastic bucket.
pffft. so much for the resolutions… maybe i can get my diablo to disrobe at bedtime after all. going to try very hard anyway.
I’ve always felt that cats know something we don’t. Therefore, they scare the hell out of me. I think Stephen King had something to do with that somewhere along the line.
Hope you’re well.
kim