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I waited on a woman today that was in search of a cigar lighter for her husband.
After showing her several lighters she picked a Prometheus Torch for $100.
“My husband is unbelievable! Look at this,” She says.
She proceeded to pull out a long yellow piece of paper from her purse that had scribbles all over it.
She begins reading;
“He wants Titelist 3 golf balls and he wants a new Calloway FT-iQ driver and some golf shirts and a pair of New Balance sneakers, some white sox and on and on . . . {ad nauseum}. The cigar lighter isn’t even on the list! {snort} But I wanted to get him one because he always uses mine which I use for my crème brulee.”
Well, la-dee-friggin’-da.
That is one French-ass dessert, isn’t it?
I smile and say, “So how old IS your husband? Nine?”
She actually laughed and said, “Oh, the cigar lighter is just a silly stocking stuffer.”
I wanted to tell her that I’m stuffing my wife’s stocking with anthracite coal this year not because she’s been a naughty girl but because we need the black, sooty rocks to heat our house.
Somehow I just don’t think she’d get it.
Only 14 days left.
Wake me up on January 2nd please.
LOL. Must be nice. Some people really do live the high life. I’ve never heard of a $100 stocking stuffer before. Sheesh.
It’s nice to see the true meaning of the season come out, huh?
BTW, this could be your week.
Pretentious cow…..
No, she wouldn’t get it. But she keeps you in business. Did you talk her into buying a few cases of cigars before they’re outlawed? Maybe a top-of-the-line humidor?
No, she wouldn’t. She’s too full of herself.
I can bet that she has never been to Hot Dog Annie’s.Poor baby.Wooden match sticks work just as well.
Stocking stuffer? Who can afford to do stockings anymore?
Dude, $100 is all we have for Christmas total! LoL.
“Honey, you know that 3 pack of Fruit-of-the-Looms I have been wanting? Think Santa could get them in multi-colors?”
LOL! I love people like that. I’m sure you get that way more in the big city than I ever got here. Doesn’t she know the economy is bad and should be saving her money? Actually, I’m slightly jealous of her. Simply because she obviously has more money than she knows what to do with. But I do not ever wish to be that clueless about my wealth. On that note, I’m going to go make some Creme Brulee now. (heehee, I am kidding.)
Hope the girls are home, and Pam keeps on being bad, and that you all have a short and sweet 14 day countdown!