Sep 22nd
Monday
Why not just eat an entire freekin’ cow for cripe’s sake?
Click on the MI culinary delight above for a cafe that is possibly responsible for
more saturated fat-related deaths than Mickey D’s
But hell, the waitstaff looks damn curvy and nice.
Okay, I’ll give them a bye
I guess if you’re going to have a heart attack this is the place you’d want some serious mouth-to-mouth action.
Somebody order me another triple-bypass, will ya?
Double the fries, too
Not even a vegetarian selection. I’ll need to call them and concoct one. I can make a big, sloppy burger even if it doesn’t have animal in it. Now I really have the munchies!
at least they put lettuce and tomato on it . . so it’s kind of healthy, ya know.
Hells yeah. Throw some chili on it and by god you’d have something.
As if the four patties and slices of cheese weren’t enough they top it off with bacon? Yikes. I have to admit, cheeseburgers are my favorite junk food though.
No wonder people have diet issues!!
I wouldn’t mind trying the little burger though.
Damn that looks good! Can I have one of them when I’m over?? Please??? It may take me 3 meals to eat it all, but I’ll suffer through that agony in the name of science ok?
Someone find me the chilli sauce…
*drool*
Hmmm, an MI from a great looking juicy burger or a hot “nurse” delivering this piece of heaven? I’ll take my chances on both!
‘Hand to chest’ “I’m coming to join you, Elizabeth!”…
Yes, hanging out drinkin some beers sounds great!!
the website was too phucking phunny! my dad lives out there, i am going to send him the link! {no wait, i really love him…bad idea!}
i’ve always said, patients will inevitably change their dietary habits either before or after their first heart attack,
…which is why i don’t eat the stuff.
great post, m squared…
Thai soon!
Oh heart attack here I come…I can’t pass on a burger. I’m a sucker for a good piece of meat…tee-hee!
Great… now I really feel sick… stopped at BK for a whopper junior… not feeling too good… thank you for the reminder…
Oh, my fucking word! I’m having a religious experience and an erection all at the same time.
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Michael! Please! You’ve got to tell me: where can I get me one of those?
-smith
P. S. Nice template, T. B.!
I notice the nurses on the website have a good bedside “manner”
Not enough meat on it.
Hysterical! Usually I can’t pass up a good cheeseburger, but I think I shall pass up this one.
LMAO @ your response to Smith…spat coke zero all over my desk!!!
