Headlube
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Heart my coconut
Aerodynamic brilliance
Forever full moon
My daughter Sarah came by the house a week or so ago and decided to
lounge around on the couch and do some work for school.
Methinks she needed a break from the campus crowd.
At one point she got up to go into the bathroom and I heard her start laughing.
Holding my precious bottle of Headlube, she looked at me and said, “You’ve got to be kidding me.”
“What?” I said.
“Headlube? Come on, Dad. It comes in a friggin’ water bottle for God’s sake!” (she’s still laughing)
“So what,” I said, “It’s usually 8 bucks and I got it for 2.50. It’s just moisturizer and besides it’s my head.”
“See you got the ‘matte’ finish. Nice.” she said.
Yeah, I’m all about the silky smooth but understated cueball noggin’ I guess.
Headlube.
Hmmm . . .
Can’t wait to see how long it will take for the comments to plummet this post to rock bottom.
Yeah, I got it coming with a product that sports that kind of name.
As it says on the bottle, “It’s your head. Buy this lube.”
So, I did and I might add that some days my glabrescent dome is a blessed work of art.
IMHO . . .
September 29th, 2008 at 10:06 pm
Why not just a tube of KY Jelly to lube up that head
September 29th, 2008 at 11:06 pm
Head Lube? I’m not even going to touch that one. Too easy.
September 29th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
Okay, I’m exhausted, and yet this post made my brain go straight to gutters-ville. But I’ll resist the urge to say something crude that I might regret in the morning.
September 30th, 2008 at 2:24 am
O.M.F.G! Mind, get thyself out of the damned sewer!!!!
September 30th, 2008 at 5:06 am
Everything I’m typing just sounds dirty. I tried my best.
I like the yellow bottle. There thats not in the gutter at all.
September 30th, 2008 at 6:29 am
Okay I’m going to let one fly: you and Evyl can put your domes together and make a full moon out of yourselves
September 30th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Are you sure you’re not the ‘humble and lovable shoeshine boy’?
September 30th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
*ha ah ha …snort*
I googled it and you are like the 4th or 5th search result. I bet you will have some fun with your search results now!
P.S. Just do what makes ya feel good! even if it does look like a water bottle.
September 30th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
This is for real? ROFL!
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:28 am
HEADLUBE, huh? Well, if that’s the reason you can write like you do, would you pass me the bottle?
October 2nd, 2008 at 4:15 pm
umm . .we need pics of said sexy noggin.
lube is usually a no-no in my book, but when it comes to a bald noggin, bring it on!
October 2nd, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Oh, and loved the ‘Ku !
October 4th, 2008 at 9:36 am
Gee you know a guy for 25+ years and think you know him. First the cross dressing then the head lube, now dance recitales. I suppose you wore a tu-tu is that what you going to tell me next ?
October 10th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
PMSL. I’m not really sure what to say so not going to say anything. Just bite my tongue. Unusual I know