The Blog-O-Cuss Meter - Do you cuss a lot in your blog or website?
Created by OnePlusYou

I saw this at FFE’s place and took the test.
I was gobsmacked by the results.
I hardly ever drop a phucking f-bomb here.
And I’m registering “high”?
I’m thinking the people that made up this thing are smoking some righteous shit.
Check out your blog.
And Evyl?
Don’t bother. I don’t think they’ve invented a meter for you just yet. ;)
They’re still working on it . . .

  1. Suze says:

    Wow – I got 4.5%. Which apparently, is 50% less than other websites that took the test. Or something. And yes, You’re right about Evyl. He needs his own category ;)

    rotflmao
    Truth
    ~m

  2. joanharvest says:

    OH OH! I got 40.2 %. I don’t use really, really bad cuss words but I think I use damn a lot. I cuss more that 347% of other blogs. I guess I better change my ways. Thank goodness I don’t have to put a quarter in a cup for every time I cuss because I would be broke. Oh, I forgot, I am broke. Anyway to me a cuss word is like any other word it doesn’t mean shit unless you’re cussing at someone in anger which I never do.


    Don’t change. Keep on keepin’ on . . .
    Your blog is wonderful
    ~m

  3. teeni says:

    Wow. I got a 1.1%! I must be a saint compared to you, you dirty-mouthed guttersnipe. LOL.

    Seriously, I wonder if it takes into account your comments area? That could be doing you in. I am certainly no angel but I have made it clear that I have nieces and nephews who may read my blog so most of my readers have been awesome about it. A few things slip by every once in a while but it is definitely not a regular thing. And sometimes it is me doing the slipping. **gasp!** ;)


    Be still my beating heart, I’ve been called a guttersnipe.
    How much do I love that? :mrgreen:
    ~m

  4. Red says:

    I’m saddened at only 33%.

    Come on, Red. Fuck! ;)
    ~m

  5. anonymum says:

    Maybe it’s the people who comment that’s done it? {not me of course because I’m so mild mannered and shy as we all know}

    :lol:

    *ducking from the bolt of lightning sure to descend*

    proof is in the pudding…only 8.6% for the nook…maybe no lightning after all???

    Think you may be right with the comments.
    I have some serious trashmouths that visit and I love each and every one of them.
    ~m

  6. kyknoord says:

    Maybe they can read thoughts?

    KyK-
    How do I love thee comments, let me count the ways.
    Nice, bud.
    ~m

  7. nursemyra says:

    I only got 14.9

    :-(


    Now if the survey were based on “other things” you would rock the house, girl
    Don’t feel bad. You’re still a good person :mrgreen:
    ~m

  8. Deanna says:

    Hah. I didn’t think there was a point to trying my blog but apparently I’m at 0.9%. Which is weird because I don’t cuss at all on my blog. I wonder what words they consider to be swear words.

    Weird.

    And your link has been changed! Sorry about that. :)

    I wonder what the criteria is as well.
    Thanks for the link change. You had me worried there . . . ;)
    ~m

  9. Simonne says:

    I got 5.4%! And I must say I’m surprised! But pleased! :)

    Isn’t it Sister Simonne? :mrgreen:
    ~m

  10. whyvonne says:

    what the phuck? BTW, my ‘polite phuck’ doesn’t count; it’s pH balanced…LOL

    didn’t do mine yet; “WTF?” is one of my categories! hell, some days it could even be my middle name!

    ~ naughtY-vonne

    Oh, you’re a naughty nurse? ;)
    Yoiks!
    We’ll have to look into that.
    And once again, I NEED a massage. (if I could find a day off, that is . . . )
    ~m

  11. 2lazydogs says:

    Hmmm, I got 32.9%…I’m close on Red’s heels. A few more “f” bombs and I’ll be there!

    Go for it, babe. ;)
    ~m

  12. Evyl says:

    I think that I blew the cuss-o-meters mind. I should have received a far higher rating. How I didn’t receive 100 % is beyond me. It must be the comments. People should curse more on my comment section. It would let them get it out of their systems before they go somewhere that such behavior is frowned upon rather than encouraged and empowered. Because that is what I am about empowerment.

    What did you blow, bud?
    We need to know . . .
    ~m

  13. anonymum says:

    why am i NOT shocked at evyl wanting more fucks????
    :lol:
    sorry…couldn’t help it!
    *hanging head in shame*


    phucking Evyl! :mrgreen:
    ~m

  14. Deborah says:

    I managed to get 3.2%, which is pretty good because I try to keep my blog clean on purpose. But in real life . . . let’s just say my kids cringe when they have to sit with me in traffic. ;)


    lol. Funny, Deb
    hoping you’re well.
    I’ll be by for a visit soon. I’m way overdue
    ~m

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