Sunday
Looks like tomorrow is destined to be a snow day.
I may not even venture into Boston.
Yeah, we’re talking about an ‘effin Nor’easter.
On the menu: snow blowing, cigars and cooking some risotto.
The little one and I may go see a movie (Sweeney Todd) in the afternoon if I can take care of the expected snowfall.
Lord knows, my snowblower is hungry . . . bow, bow, bow.
As of right now, school has already been canceled.
No need to wear the PJ’s inside-out.
I’m going to bed tonight with the glee of a high-schooler.
No school. No work. (with the exception of snowblowing the stoopid white shit)
How strange is that?
Yeah, I’m gone.
And now for something completely different . . .
from the Associated Press:
A man who mailed a cow’s head to his wife’s lover was sentenced to probation and community service. The man, Jason M. Fife of Hunker, “understands that in a civilized society a person cannot send a severed cow’s head to anybody,” said his lawyer, Henry Hilles.
The police said Mr. Fife, 31, obtained the cow’s head from a butcher’s shop, claiming he wanted the dried skull for decoration. Instead, he mailed it, frozen, so as not to alert parcel carriers to the contents, police said.
Wow, talk about a head “fetish”.
And now for something completely different and equally disturbing.
“I thought I was dreaming,” a Warsaw man told the newspaper Super Express after he visited a brothel and saw his wife among the establishment’s employees.
The paper said she had told her husband that she worked at a store in a nearby town.
The couple, married 14 years, are divorcing.
Divorce?
What a freekin’ surprise.
Off to make snow angels . . .
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Oh, snow. Wow. I sooooo can’t relate.
And you want to talk weird? Try marrying your twin and finding out about it later… and they say it only happens in soap operas!
but what was the husband doing at the brothel?
i’m glad i came over here before i posted…. i had a link to the brothel story all ready to go!
never mind…it made me do a proper post so that’s a good thing…..we’ve still got rain and are meant to have it till next weekend, so every time it gets to me i’ll come and look at this post…then i’ll feel MUCH better!
i’m not smiling, honest i’m not!!
We all know that Jason M. Fife is the little known brother of Barney. Wonder what good ‘ol Andy would do in that situation?
Man I need to check my work policy to see if I have some snow days available. Travelling an hour in that @#$ white stuff drives me nuckin’ futz.
I have $10 bucks that says that brothel story will be a made for TV movie in the next year. Maybe Britney will star.
I’m jealous of you right now. Hope you enjoy that movie.
Why was the snowman smiling?………cause he heard the snowblower was coming…bada..bing
Yea, it was really cold here too, got down to the forties. BRRRRR!
Make one for me!
I saw a preview of a movie that starts 1/25 that looked SO SCARY! Now if I can just think of the name of it…oh, I can’t. But it’s about a murderer who blogs his escapades, or maybe shows the video or something and depending on how many “hits” he gets – well the bigger the audience, the quicker he kills his victims. Now that’s a new twist, eh?
We were only supposed to get under an inch and got only rain. Hopefully your version of the nor’easter fizzled out as well.
Those are some freaky stories!
There was a man in Quebec who sold the snowbank in front of his house on e-bay. Maybe you could sell your snow angels! lol
ok, you asked for it…
doesn’t everyone enjoy a little head? {groan}
happy snow day!
watcha got goin’ on wednesday?
“…in a civilized society a person cannot send a severed cow’s head to anybody…” It’s hard to imagine how one could send an unsevered head to someone.
I read that thing about the Polish couple. Too bizarre! We haven’t had a snow day yet. Maybe some sleet/freezing drizzle tomorrow. Cross fingers.