Jan 28th
Monday
Alright, a guy comes into the store several months ago and asks,
“Hey, can I try some pipe tobacco?”
I say, “Yeah, help yourself.”
He proceeds to eat, yes, eat small handfuls of 4-5 of our blends.
I shit you not. Yeah, I’m dying and no one knows but me because it’s a Sunday and I’m working alone.
“Which blend has more latakia?” He asks, while munching away.
I show him and he asks for 2oz of said blend.
I ask (and I can’t help myself), “You want that for here or to go?”
God, he looks confused.
“To go,” he says.
I’m still laughing about it . . .
~m
OMG that is just too funny!!!! He honestly didn’t GET what you said him??! That just makes it even funnier…..
Cheers, Kelly
I want to know how you kept a straight face!! i can’t believe he didn’t get it!!
i said it once before i’ll say it again…they walk among us!!
That is too funny! Some people have very weird children! lol
So now I’m wondering what kind of store you work in?
Jennifer
That was hilarious….I have no idea how you kept a straight face….I would have bust a gut. or asked if he wanted fries with that?
.. and he was eating it because … ?
Sooo funny!
Hours later, as he was sitting at home eating his tobacco, a light bulb probably went off over his head as he realized what you’d meant.
I guess all tobacco is chewing tobacco…
His mother probably did the same thing when she was pregnant with him.
Not only did you hear from me, but I was the first on this post!! And I do believe on your latest one..I also think that considering you have JUST responded to my comment, we are sitting here typing at the same time from two different sides of the globe..
Hope your day is/was a good one!
Cheers ,Kelly
…i see stupid people…
…they walk around like everyone else…
…they don’t even know they’re stupid…
LOL
I reckon he’s an alien who hasn’t quite figured out how the whole “chewing tobacco” thing works.
maybe he’s trying out for the role of CHEWBACCA in the next stah wars movie?
oh god, i am so sleep-deprived….:)
Reminds me of the time I was at Panda Express, ordering up some Chinese to go. The lady in front of me was asked “For here or to go?” by the gal behind the counter. “Uh…….both” she answered.
Both?
He ate it??? I would have turned green! Your response was fantastic!
Ahh, the joys of Sundays at our little tobacco shop. So tell me, was it Smith’s Own. We all know how yummy that one is?
-smith
Oh man! That’s AWESOME!
Nice.
Yeah…
Nice, for sure.