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In a perfect world . . .

If women ruled the world

Girl Tools

Matching Cars

Good God, it’s true

It’s all about convenience, isn’t it?

And my personal favorite . . . (though it makes me wince)




  1. exactly what does the manogram do, or detect? ๐Ÿ˜‰

    I’m assuming it has something to do with ball size . . . or sperm count. :mrgreen:

  2. Ok, WC, so you’d rather get cancer and die slowly and painfully than go through a short X-ray? They probably would have manograms if testicular cancer was more common.

    Also, the compact mouse would render the mouse part of it useless, sending us back into the C-64 ages. Improper speedometers would cause unheard-of road accidents, which would make insurance costs skyrocket.

    I’ll have to disagree with this mass email. If women ruled the world, they wouldn’t all be mindless blonde bimbos, and they would probably have the common sense to not fuck it up.

    as my good friend Patrick says, “Chillax!”.
    Take a chill pill my friend.
    And you have the audacity to mention a C-64 on my blog?!?
    Well, jiminy christmas . . . :mrgreen:

  3. ROTFLMAO! Loving the how-fast-am-I-going-meter. And the tools, that’s hot. I hate those shoes with wooden soles, I guess that’s the only thing they’re good for!

    Glad I could make Tweety ROTFLMAO . . .
    Thanks for stopping by.

  4. I have to admit the manogram was quite amusing.

    It seems to be very popular amongst the ladies.
    Go figger . . .

  5. what annie said!
    LMFAO…i’m lovin’ that!!

    Annie pretty much said it all.
    Smart woman.

  6. very funny!! nice post


    Tanks, RK.

  7. and i meant to ask…what makes you think women DON’T rule the world?
    other than the manogram that is??

    If they ruled the world, toilet seats worldwide would be welded in the “down” position
    and men would be fitted with “splash plates” . . . :mrgreen:

  8. That is a mistake, if women ruled the world cars would be highly decorative and electrically powered.

    Women are into the electrically powered things, ain’t they?

  9. Good that women do not rule the world.

    Wow. A deep thinker. :mrgreen:

  10. ha ha! I’m glad I fall somewhere beyond these jokes though. I’m the one that re-aligned all the drawer rail installs after Nick’s try at it resulted in wonky drawers. Then I drilled all the holes, screws, and hardware on our new cabinets. And I can use a power saw too. If I ruled the world, things would be much better. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    A woman using power tools?
    You’re turning me on, Lass . . . :mrgreen:

  11. God help this country if Hillary gets the helm along with San Fran Nan as speaker of the House

    Reminds me of a joke . . .
    (check this comment later!)

  12. I don’t use a shoe as a hammer, I use a remote control.

    You have a beautiful mind, Red. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  13. If women ruled the world…does that mean cosmetics school would be up there rather than law and accounting ? ๐Ÿ˜‰

    That sounds about right . . .
    Thanks for the visit, Jersey

  14. Hahaha, love the manogram, maybe it could tell us gay from straight ๐Ÿ˜€

    Gay from Straight?
    Hmmm . . .

  15. After having a “bite lip” kind of day, I got a kick out of the “girl-dometer.”

    If this post helped a bit, it’s all good.

  16. the manogram looks kinda kinky. we guys would probably end up humpin’ that too :)

    Maybe we all have a bit of “poodle” in us . . .

  17. that’s just hilarious!!

    aniche, lol true..true!!

    I thought it was funny as well, hence the post.
    Thanks for the visit, Betty.

  18. well… I think guys go through enough checking their prostrate coz now it isn’t just for the elderly!

    Truth, babe, truth.

  19. Gostei do mouse…Boa idรฉia.

    WTF? Sheesh . . .

  20. I thought this was pretty funny. Whoever came up with it was just having fun. Fun is good-light is good-reading into it so much -That’s bad.

    Oh, you are one smart woman.
    No wonder I married you.

  21. What do you mean by “If” ?!!!!


    (Totally aligned with Anonymum here……….)

    Wiseguy. :mrgreen:

  22. Funny one! Yes, I have actually used a shoe as a hammer!

    Go on, girl!

  23. ‘mum said:

    and i meant to askโ€ฆwhat makes you think women DONโ€™T rule the world?
    other than the manogram that is??

    Well, last time I checked, it’s not the man who assumes the doggy position. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Sorry, couldn’t resist.

    Nasty. :mrgreen:

  24. My favorite bumper sticker of all time?

    “When god made men, she was only joking”

    Not really a comment on all that really funny stuff up there, but it did make me think of it!

    Sorry it’s been so long buddy, as usual I’ve missed some great stuff. Like I said to Sarah F though, thank goodness for archives :)

    Cheers, Kelly

    Awww, Kel, it’s really nice to see a comment from you. Miss ya.
    I’m a patient man and anytime you can stop by I’ll be greatful.
    Have a blessed holiday, okay?
    Peace, kiddo

  25. eeeerm the ‘penogram’ looks kinda painful and i speak for all the dudes in this world when i say…..”NEVER! NEVER! NEVER! shall women rule the world(read that in a terrorist accent hahahaha)”

    Liking the terrorist accent (I think) :mrgreen:

  26. Yep, that last one definitely had me cringing. Those pics are pretty dead on wouldn’t you say? You know that mouse would be a HUGE seller around here.

    I may just have to market that idea.

    Yeah, that damn “manogram” looks like a torture device.

  27. smith….maybe in your house they don’t! come on down to australia, you man you….we do things a bit differently here sunshine…

  28. Hahaha, that’s so funny, this it’s the reality. Sorry women ๐Ÿ˜€

    Thanks for the link, David.
    This was a cheat post that took on a life all its own.
    Thanks too for laughing. It is funny . . .

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