An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the
last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.

Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the
latest episode was another and stayed put.
He suddenly filled his bed
with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the
bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He
started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get
the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled
pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the
sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and
who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, ‘What the heck
is going on here?’

The drunk, still staring down replied: ‘I think I just beat the shit out
of a ghost.’
Happy Halloween, folks!

~m

ps. thanks, LS!

• Lolly says:

  October 31, 2007 at 9:50 am

  Oh, crap, that’s funny. Neat picture! Have you checked out the picture I made on my latest post?

  I will be by tonight!
  What are you going as? ~m

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• whyvonne says:

  October 31, 2007 at 10:11 am

  yeah, dude, that was “the shit.” LOL

  thanQ for the smile, sorely needed today.

  happy all-hallow’s eve!

  It was clean, anyway
  ~m

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• InterstellarLass says:

  October 31, 2007 at 11:18 am

  Ha ha. Disgusting, but funny!

  Toilet humor always goes over big.
  ~m

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• cowgalutah says:

  October 31, 2007 at 12:12 pm

  Tee-hee!

  & a hardee-har-har
  ~m

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• carnealian says:

  October 31, 2007 at 12:17 pm

  Ha!! That’s a good one! Happy Halloween!!

  Same to you Carn . . . Boo!
  ~m

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• joebec says:

  October 31, 2007 at 3:27 pm

  haha!! good one!

  Gotta love a good ole ghost story, ya know?
  ~m

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• thedesktop says:

  October 31, 2007 at 4:55 pm

  That joke was shit. He he. Seriously, it was good.

  Not bad for a strange holiday . . . and getting stranger all the time.
  ~m

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• purefnevyl says:

  October 31, 2007 at 8:16 pm

  Happy Halloween. A holiday dedicated to the things that I love most.

  It is kinda cool. I had almost no one trick or treating tonight.
  And what I had was . . . well, uninspired. I should have eaten one of them.
  Oh, well. Always next year . . . muuuuahahahahahahaaha!
  ~m

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• Deborah says:

  October 31, 2007 at 11:44 pm

  Happy Halloween!

  A happy back!
  ~m

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• Lynn says:

  November 1, 2007 at 9:51 pm

  Glad you liked the joke, ~m!
  The picture is awesome!
  Happy Haunting….a day late!
  Happy November!

  It’s okay, Lynn. Better late than never, right?
  Hope your night was alright.
  Keep sending those jokes!
  ~m

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• joanharvest says:

  August 23, 2008 at 3:54 pm

  So I go to google to do a search for an image for a post I am writing. I put in the search bar “hate hospital tests” just to see what comes up for images. Lo and behold this picture of a scarecrow. So I am wondering what that could possibly have to do with hospital tests so I click on it and here I am.

  Naturally I had to read your post and got a good laugh out of it even though I’m almost 10 months late in making a comment on it.

  Gotta love Google, huh?
  Interesting that my spellchecker picked up on the fact that you didn’t capitalize the “G” in Google.
  Thanks for stopping by, Joan
  ~m

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