Thursday
Bless me father for I have sinned.
It’s been a week and a half since my last legitimate post and
these are my sins:
I’ve taken the Lord’s name in vain 10 times. In one post.
I’ve wished nasty things for the site “I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER” because I can’t for the life of me figure out why it’s a #1 Top WordPress Blog.
In a literary sense, I’ve maimed several characters.
And thoroughly enjoyed it.
I’ve timestamped old posts and hit “publish” {ooh, that one hurt}
I’ve even done a . . . a Paris Hilton post.
But it was a real small one.
Honest.
I’ve been terrible at visiting people that visit me all the time. SLAM! {gavel} Guilty!
I’ve needlessly meme’d and posted YouTube videos and even quotes, the ultimate devices in total blog sloth.
And lastly, I’ve changed my template and header so many times the folks in the front offices of WordPress are worried I’m a looney.
And I think they may be onto something.
For these sins I am truly sorry.
~m
Ps.
I’ve been out of the loop lately.
Hannah graduated from Middle School today and life has been a bit hectic.
Give me a few days to play some catch up.
For an uplifting ending, Hannah was chosen as “Outstanding Musician” by the head of the Music department.
I almost started crying.
I’m just so damn proud of her.
you? off for a few dozen hail mary’s and our fathers!
hannah?…brilliant! just brilliant…you have more self control than me…i would have cried!
i’ll mosey on over to her place and congratulate her
Oh Michael, care to join me in the naughty corner? To be honest I could do with the company!
Miss ya buddy. I’ll try and be back over the weekend sometime..have a good one!
I mean I swore a week ago I would head on over to see everyone and am only just doing so now. I’m done with the sorry’s, and the excuses though. I don’t have time! But I’m here, albeit briefly and am thinking that at least you managed to post SOMETHING….I can’t even do that these days
Kelly
Oh and WELL DONE HANNAH!!!
Great post, makes up for all those ‘where the hell is ~M’- thoughts that ping pong through our heads (you are lucky our heads aren’t made of concrete or the sound of the PING, PONG, PONG would have driven us insane).
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Hmm, one good thing about confessing first is that other sinners come out from the bush. I haven’t been around much either but unlike you I’ve been on angel missions and therefore don’t have to confess.
(that’s my story and I am sticking with it
Congratulations to both of you.
It’s hard not to get sappy, where our children are concerned.
Oh how cool! For Hannah, that is. For you? Well, geesh, funny cartoon…
You’ve changed your header so many times, i don’t even bother to comment about it anymore!
Yay for Hannah!
Oh, ya just had to post a ‘lil bit about Paris, it’s okay! I don’t think any less of you
Ha! Ha! Ha! It’s good to know your blog takes a back seat to you daughter, that’s the way it should be! You are hilarious! Congrats to Hannah on her award! Toot your proud papa horn man! I just realized that’s a lotza exclamation points, sorry. (!)
Great post, Michael! I loved it, and I wish I’d thought of it. Maybe Annie’s right, a Blogger confession day might be fun.
It’s nice to have you back and blogging again.
~Kelsey
yeah, i know, but i was feeling particularly magnanimous at the time
it’s ok, we forgive you, just DONT let it happen again!
Thanks dad. I am proud of me too!
Hey just think of this as a test week of when my 14th birthday rears its ugly head in your life. 
~H
ha funny. Great thing to do these confessions. I also do not understand the blog Cheezburger, I check sometimes and it leaves me speechless. You just go on as you do, nothing strange in your post, we all do those things now and again. Until we are holy holy, then we do not do them any more, or do we?
I’ve never heard of the Cheezburger site.
How wonderful! She must have inherited her musical talent from you. She’s got a great role model.