Apr 15th
Sunday

Can you say “Sliced like a deck of cards”?
I can just hear the katana slicing through the air as I post this.
Hey, doesn’t the guy in the bed look a bit like Ryan Seacrest?
I wanted to title this post “When destiny and sharp, pointy objects collide” but it was too damn long.
~m

11 Responses

  • anonymum says:

    oh dear :lol: don’t you just love the way they lined their shoes up so precisely before the romance began???

    Looks like they wanted to be ready to run out the door; a major flaw in their plan.
    ~m

  • Lolly says:

    And I always give one the benefit of a doubt. I firmly believe you can’t believe anything you hear and only half of what you see.
    Maybe she lives with her brother?

    We can only hope. For Ryan’s sake…
    ~m

  • whythulc says:

    Perhaps after this run-in (if there is an after?) they’ll learn not to keep all the nice murder weapons by the door. It’d be much harder for the guy to slice and dice if they were mantled on the other side of the room. Not hard logic, and they could have been able to skip accenting the room with blood stains.

    The outcome looks a bit too inevitable, doesn’t it? Egads…
    Do you smell sushi? 8-) ~m

  • hmurph says:

    Nice dad. Hey the guy can take a sword off the wall and kill the other guy!! Ohh and he doesn’t look happy, the chinese guy not the american one. Maybe he got hit with a fish. . . haha LOL! :D
    ~H

    Hit with a fish?
    You watch altogether too much TV young lady…
    ~m

  • Matty says:

    No, no, he’s the sushi cook! They are having wine and he’ll slice the kobe. and er, don’t think its Seacrest…I’ve heard rumours……unless that’s his sister.

    One intestinal Maki Roll coming up {or maybe out, as in this case}
    ~m

  • Red says:

    Yikes!

    Goh!
    ~m

  • Oooh. He in deep shit now.

    Ya think? ;) ~m

  • joebec says:

    man, where is Quentin Tarantino when you need him?

    Funny. I thought the same thing.
    All I could think of was Kill Bill…
    ~m

  • anabelsmith says:

    YOWSWER!!!! This is great find. I put my own subtitles to it and then pretended that the words didn’t match up to what the actors were saying, it was just like watching a kung-fu movie. Except I’m not sure Ryan Seacrest would be in bed with a woman? anabel

    You may be right about Seacrest.
    He has that metrosexual thang happening.
    I love the badly dubbed Japanese movies.
    They remind me of old Mr. Ed re-runs.
    Watch the horses mouth next time. It’s a hoot! Wowsers!
    ~m

  • purefnevyl says:

    I can think of worse ways to meet your end.

    Don’t know about that. ;) ~m

  • krkbaker says:

    Hallo, you’ve been tagged by the poets desperate for some of your haiku magic. Hee, Hee, I’m evil. :) http://nextgr8twriter.wordpress.com/2007/04/17/poetry-tag/

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