Apr 6th
Friday
Top Ten Signs Your Easter Bunny is losing his MoJo
- Shows up wearing the costume head and nothing else.
- Reeks of tequila and Easter egg dye.
- Immediately asks if he can have Easter off.
- Refuses to hop because it aggravates his double hernia.
- For an extra 20 bucks, parents can buy an ounce of his special “Easter grass”.
- Only gives the kids candy after they attend his presentation on the time-share condos.
- Keeps muttering something about “infidels” and “jihad”.
- Costume is made from animal skin he scraped off the interstate.
- Habitually licks and grooms himself.
- The enormous ears? Steroids.
Wanted to wish everyone a Happy Easter.
You are all in my prayers, whether you celebrate Easter or not…
See you all next week.
And I love hard-boiled eggs.
Oui, je suis tres content. (Hannah’s Genious Here)
I’m outta here!
Gotta hide some ovals . . .
~m
Wow. That Hannah really knows her french.
Nie Pic. Maybe I should get some big floppy ears and wear them on Easter morning when we are hunting for eggs.=)
~H
have a great easter yourself…and don’t wear the easter bunny out too much…if he does starts flagging, find some guinness for him, i hear it has medicinal properties
Very fun! Thanks for the laugh.
LOL… Happy Easter!
~Kelsey
Oh that is so cute! Loved the jokes – needed a laugh – thanks!
Best wishes to you for a great Easter weekend!
Doh! You found me socks!
Happy Easter MrMichael :]
That picture is hilarious!
Happy Easter.
LOL!! Thats a goodun…the pic and the ten signs!
Happy Easter!
Kelly
I’m all about the forbidden ‘blanket’ comment tonight.
Sounds like the picture went over well.
Saw it, loved it, posted it.
Thanks for commenting Hannah, Amum, WC, Doodles, Moe, Marti, Red, Lolly and Kel.
~m
Thankfully smell-o-vision hasn’t yet been invented. Tee hee hee. And since when is tequila part of the Easter celebration? And why didn’t I know this?
This reminded me of my boss, which is sad in an almost hilarious sort of way. Great post. Kim
Well, he wears womens underwear and reeks of Jack Daniels, is that close enough?