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2 Guesses

Two guesses as to what this post is about.
I don’t even have to soil my blog with your untalented name.
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, you weirdo putz.
Nah, nah, nah-nah . . .



  1. i’m guessing he’s been voted off then???


  2. *still doin the happy dance*

    Na, na, na-na. . . hey, hey-ay, goodbye
    Crocodile tears and all.

  3. I was just about getting ready to do a post if Sanjaya still made it renaming the show American Idiot cause that what it was turning into thanks to guys like Howard Stern trying to turn the show into a mockery

    Aww, man.
    Does this mean another season of AI?

  4. So, I’m wondering how Hannah is taking this. 😉

    She was cheering loudly last night when he got the cane.
    Woke me up, actually.

  5. Miracles never cease.

    Amen, sista…

  6. heee hee haa haa

    I second that emotion.

  7. You are too generous with 2 guesses, Michael. I don’t even watch American Idol and I know. Just the hairdo alone, should have had him voted off.

    I really wanted to see his head spontaneously explode on stage.
    As I always say, in a pervfect world. . .

  8. Last night I promised myself if he didn’t get booted,,,,never again would I lower myself to watch American Idol, although I would miss Simon! I know, I know,,,,but what’s taste got to do with it?
    This year, there hasn’t been any great talent! They all seem to need a lot of work. If I had to lay my money down, I’ll go with Melinda, and/or Blake. Just my 2 cents.

    I like Simon too.
    He’s the only judge that calls a spade a spade.
    And yes, they all need some serious work.
    From what little I’ve heard I’ve not been impressed.

  9. Did I wake you last night, when I screamed so loud that it probably shook the earth? Can you believe it? He is finally GONE!!! YAY!! I am overjoyed!


    Yes, Hannah, you woke me.
    I was actually happy to be awake for once.

  10. LMAO! I don’t watch it, seeing as how we are in a whole other country and all, and we have our own very sad version of the show, and the sad part is I know exactly what your talking about!

    Amazes me just how far reaching (or is it retching) this show really is.

  11. I think I scared the animals with the screaming that resulted in the voting off. I kinda felt bad when he cried, but he has no talent. He’s cute but girls….newsflash…he’s gay. He may not know it yet. But I do.

    Laughing, laughing, laughing…

  12. i was soooooooooooooooo excited to see him go! now it can actually go back to being a singing competition and not an ass-clown competition.

    Ass clown? I love that! lololololol…
    Great observation on AI going back to a singing competition.
    Kind of weak this year though, IMHO.

  13. I missed out on all of American Idol. In the Netherlands it is quite funny, talents differs of course. The scandals are universal, i don’t know about hairdo’s or crying and stuff like that. This boy must have a hard time after leaving the show, right?

    The entire US of A couldn’t wait until he was gone.
    I personally wanted to see his head spontaneously explode on stage. . . ala Stanley Kubrick (Full Metal Jacket).
    Oh, well, getting voted off was almost as good.
    At least I don’t have to hear him and his sissy ass whining {off key} in the background while I write.
    And really, how do you whine off key?
    Man, he sucked. Bigtime.

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