“On a traffic light yellow means yield, and green means go.
On a banana, it’s just the opposite, yellow means go ahead, green means stop, and red means, where’d you get that banana?”
~Mitch Hedberg
Written on March 13th, 2007 by ~m
Tuesdays with Mitch
Posted in comedians, deaths, Humor, Just For Fun, Life, Quotes, Truth 
Tags: Creative, Deep thoughts, Ideas
Somehow it reminds me of the old adage, ‘Some folks see the glass as half full, some see it as half empty. I just wonder who the hell stole half my water.’
That’s a great quote! I love it.
I agree with the last comment; I’d like to know who stole half of my glass of water, too.
~Kelsey
Michael, where are you?
Gerry has a cute little birthday song over at his place…
Days like today, it’d be nice to be able to take a little nap on the way home. But I have to drive.
Get the lead out of your a.. okay?
Red banana? Time for the penicillin!