Actual English subtitles used in movies made in Hong Kong

1. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
2. Gun wounds, again?
3. Same old rules; no eyes, no groin.
4. A normal person wouldn’t steal pituitaries.
5. Damn, I’ll burn you into BBQ chicken!
6. Take my advice or I’ll spank you without pants!
7. Who gave you the nerve to be killed here?
8. Quiet or I’ll blow your throat up.
9. You always use violence. I should have ordered glutinous rice chicken.
10. I’ll fire aimlessly if you don’t come out!
11. You daring lousy guy.
12. Beat him out of recognizable shape!
13. I have been scared shitless too much lately.
14. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg’s hair.
15. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
16. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
17. How can you use my intestines as a gift?
18. This will be of fine services for you, you bag of skum. I’m sure that you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat.
19. Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination.
20. Greeting, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our Karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.
21. I am damn unsatisifed to be killed in this way.

Hope everyone had a nice 4th.
If you read my previous holiday post you’ll see I spent the day with our friends the Gaudettes. Leo grilled some great burgers (and corn in the husk!).
I did no grilling whatsoever.
I did watch Leo slave over the hot grill as I floated around in his pool with a cold Guinness and a nice cigar.
Someone had to do it right?
Back to work! Yuk…

~m

• anu says:

  July 5, 2006 at 11:09 am

  Hope you had a great 4th.

  How’s your toothache?

   Anu-

  The tooth is now gone.
  Thanks for asking (and visiting).

  ~m 

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• gaudette says:

  July 5, 2006 at 12:37 pm

  Hey M, time to get outta the pool and go home!

  Had you cue’d up “Beautiful Goodbye” a bit earlier, I might have left… :0)

  ~m 

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• Gerry says:

  July 5, 2006 at 2:40 pm

  Hey M tell LG I am still waiting for some roasted rabbitt he’ll know what I mean

  Inside joke, eh?
  Don’t worry.
  He’ll see the comment…

  ~m 

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• debambam says:

  July 5, 2006 at 10:05 pm

  Oh these are too funny…glad you had a good day!

  Sick yesterday (and today) ;(
  I need a vacation real soon…

  ~m 

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