Jun 26th
Monday
God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the beginning."
"Oh, is that so? Tell me."replies God.
"Well," says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man."
"Well, that's interesting. Show Me."
So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.
"Oh no, no, no…" interrupts God,
"Get your own dirt."
~m
ps. thanks JB
This is one of my all-time favourite jokes ever!
It’s a good one
(but I’ve heard it before)
And there you have it…
I hadn’t heard it, so thanks for sharing!
I like that.
Very good…..I too hadn’t heard this one!
Awesome!!!!
Hadn’t heard this one!
LMAO! I can just see the look on that scientist’s face.
“Sometimes I think G-d is a mean kid with a magnifineglass”
Bruce, from the film “Bruce Almighty”
I often think and say this aloud and then I see or think about my children and I am touched by Grace…..
It was good to see you Mike!!! Despite the circumstances.
As you know with time things get better.
I’ll keep a thought for you and yours!
Warm Regards,
James
Thanks so much for the visit, James.
Look forward to seeing you soon.
Lunch!
be well,
~m